maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

hahahaha

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

hahahaha

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I made an unintentional pokemon joke...

  • friend: [...] it also doesn't make sense that a skitty and wailord can mate.
  • me: ...what?
  • friend: ...never mind, no one got the joke.
  • me: oh, well, i'm sorry, but it was just too far-fetched for me...
  • another friend: FARFETCH'D! *starts laughing hysterically*
  • <-- is the "another friend" BAHAHAHAHA

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dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance

pretty much what my dad said to me yesterday

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mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

AWWWWWWW

mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

AWWWWWWW

(Source: machistado)

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I got dressed this morning. For myself.
Put on eye liner. for myself.

Put on my favorite red lipstick. for myself.

Showed a bit of skin. for myself
I wanted to be beautiful. For myself.

(via acceptvnce)

this.

(Source: planetfaraway)

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

doesnt everyone?

(Source: secyass)

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wilwheaton:

bill:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

laughing hyterically as my stupid body is flung into the sun

I … um …

WHAT?!

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percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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grimbrother:

ooohhhh my god

i could so imagine you doing this as a kid

(Source: hannahbowl)

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